I hate to break it to you buddy, but you’re driving a Scion, not a Lexus. That’s like stitching a Banana Republic label into your Old Navy performance fleece! (By the way, I realize that is completely unsafe to take photos while driving).
Posts tagged with Epic Fail
@tarareid is now following my tweets on Twitter? Um, could she not? I feel like I’m going to contract herpes by her following me…
Helena Williams, president of the #LIRR is a prostitute. If you’re so “sorry” then perhaps you shouldn’t charge the fare until service is restored to “normal.” “Normal” meaning service being delayed only 20-30 minutes.
Helena: you claim that “you know” yesterday’s commute was difficult. Tell me, did you take your filthy, disgusting, sorry excuse of a rail road yesterday? Do you get sub-par, unfriendly service from the employees that are paid WAY to much to punch a ticket? Do you have to pay ridiculous fares for service that does not meet the quality one would expect with these out of control fares? I’m willing to bet the answer to all of these questions is no, and for that you are a prostitute.
I hate both of these songs, ( Ke$ha’s “Tik Toc” and Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”), not only because they are misspelled, but because IT’S THE SAME SONG! AND IT’S AWFUL! Give me Kylie Minogue any day.
Oh, Lindsay… you’re such a mess.
Yes, the hair may be the same, but I think that the size of her lips is directly proportionate to the orange hue of her skin. I wonder what color she’ll be when she’s realeased from the clink.
Out of all of her hair styles, she happened to have almost the same one in all three mug shots? Hilarious.
ah, what an evolution… (via here)
Honestly, what a piece of trash. Shown here, pop “star” Ke$ha, covered in semen. She looks like a little boy. Who would want to tap that?
A big thank you to @TGH3RD for sharing this with me. BP is such an epic fail.
