I love how @Cabelvision tries to blame ABC for this mess. IT’S YOUR FAULT, YOU CHEAP BASTARDS. Sub par service all the way. If it wasn’t a Sunday, I’d be FiOS subscriber by now. Epic, EPIC fail, Cabelvision. You are horrendous. I also love how they’re offering free movies on demand… like those that are nominated for Academy Awards tonight. You know, the ones that are being AIRED ON THE AMERICAN BROADCASTING COMPANY!
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Yeah, that’s me that they’re talking about. I’d just like to give a shout out to whoever jacked the tire off the back of my car. Ima cut chu. Watch your back.
You must have ridden the little bus to school....
- AmEx Rep: Thank you for calling American Express; how may I assist you today?
- Me: Hi, yes, I'd like to purchase preferred seating tickets to Billy Elliot.
- AmEx: Okay sir, I'd be happy to help you with that. ... I can't seem to find him in here. Would you mind telling me what genre he is?
- Me: Excuse me?
- AmEx: What genre of music... he's that country guy, right?
- Me: Oh, well, it's actually a Broadway show.
- AmEx: I understand that sir, but what genre is he?
And real women don’t look like men.
This douche is number two in command? Really? What a flipping idiot. Sure you can argue that Slow Joe has more important things to worry about besides Academy Award nominated motion pictures. But that argument would only be valid if he ever illustrated that he actually did anything. I’m sure Sarah Palin would have known what Avatar is. Probably because her children aren’t in their mid 40s… Hopefully Barack will drop this tool in 2012. That’s all I have to say.
iTunes can suck it….
What an effing idiot.
The 34th Street entrance.
The Seventh Avenue entrance.
The angry mob!
Thanks for the 'heads-up,' dicks.
This is bull. Due to a ‘smoke condition’ in one of the East River tunnels, the LIRR has ruined my life. The 34th street and 7th Avenue entrances are closed and there are 15-20 mintue delays. FUNN. Oh, and by the way, thanks for blatantly LYING in that email you sent me. Real classy.
