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Helena Williams, president of the #LIRR is a prostitute. If you’re so “sorry” then perhaps you shouldn’t charge the fare until service is restored to “normal.” “Normal” meaning service being delayed only 20-30 minutes.

Helena: you claim that “you know” yesterday’s commute was difficult. Tell me, did you take your filthy, disgusting, sorry excuse of a rail road yesterday? Do you get sub-par, unfriendly service from the employees that are paid WAY to much to punch a ticket? Do you have to pay ridiculous fares for service that does not meet the quality one would expect with these out of control fares? I’m willing to bet the answer to all of these questions is no, and for that you are a prostitute.

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I hate both of these songs, ( Ke$ha’s “Tik Toc” and Katy Perry’s “California Gurls”), not only because they are misspelled, but because IT’S THE SAME SONG! AND IT’S AWFUL! Give me Kylie Minogue any day.

Oh, Lindsay… you’re such a mess.

Yes, the hair may be the same, but I think that the size of her lips is directly proportionate to the orange hue of her skin. I wonder what color she’ll be when she’s realeased from the clink.
pasty:

Out of all of her hair styles, she happened to have almost the same one in all three mug shots? Hilarious.
cass-elle:

ah, what an evolution… (via here)

Yes, the hair may be the same, but I think that the size of her lips is directly proportionate to the orange hue of her skin. I wonder what color she’ll be when she’s realeased from the clink.

pasty:

Out of all of her hair styles, she happened to have almost the same one in all three mug shots? Hilarious.

cass-elle:

ah, what an evolution… (via here)

Honestly, what a piece of trash. Shown here, pop “star” Ke$ha, covered in semen. She looks like a little boy. Who would want to tap that?

Honestly, what a piece of trash. Shown here, pop “star” Ke$ha, covered in semen. She looks like a little boy. Who would want to tap that?

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A big thank you to @TGH3RD for sharing this with me. BP is such an epic fail.

Hello, Laura Linney’s cellulite. Oh, and Christopher Walken looks like a murderous psychopath. Oh, wait…
pasty:

Hello, Laura Linney’s Spanx cameo during the Tony’s.

Hello, Laura Linney’s cellulite. Oh, and Christopher Walken looks like a murderous psychopath. Oh, wait…

pasty:

Hello, Laura Linney’s Spanx cameo during the Tony’s.

Condructress causes 9 minute delay...

Condructress causes 9 minute delay...

2 of 7 dawarves: Sneezy & Sleepy.

2 of 7 dawarves: Sneezy & Sleepy.

Nice outfit...

Nice outfit...

Connection 10 min late. Womp.

Connection 10 min late. Womp.

Fat condructress' Jansport nightmare.

Fat condructress' Jansport nightmare.

Dad screams about son's lax practice.

Dad screams about son's lax practice.

Subway, but woman drops kabab on shoe.

Subway, but woman drops kabab on shoe.

Monthly Recap: April. All of the epic fails I’ve encountered riding the @LIRR during the month of April.

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