Fact: Starbucks employs registered sex offenders.
*single tear*
Posts tagged with Shanty Debacle
Yes, the hair may be the same, but I think that the size of her lips is directly proportionate to the orange hue of her skin. I wonder what color she’ll be when she’s realeased from the clink.
Out of all of her hair styles, she happened to have almost the same one in all three mug shots? Hilarious.
ah, what an evolution… (via here)
This is my FAVORITE. I remember watching it live with @pasty and @simtilver and not being able to look away… like a car accident. Oh, Britney, what a hilarious time the “Blackout” period of your life was. Thanks for all the laughs.
My favorite part of this video is everyone’s faces. They are all thinking “Wow she really botched this one.” Epic fail on so many levels.
I forgot how horrifying this was.
Honestly, what a piece of trash. Shown here, pop “star” Ke$ha, covered in semen. She looks like a little boy. Who would want to tap that?
Sorry…. it definitely does stink. Hence “Dirty Jerz.”
Pissa of the day…
@JonathanSheil EPIC REBLOG!!!!
lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber:
Lesbians dressed as Elmo…. who ALSO look like Justin Bieber!
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i legit can’t tell if this is a lesbian or a gay boi. and I hate it when that happens. Like, it makes my blood boil. can’t ALL lesbians wear hats and hoodies and ALL gay boiz stand next to posters of britney spears?!?! ugh.
i need more stereotypes you guys!
This woman is allowed to have custody of a THREE YEAR OLD? Woah. I’m all for being comfortable in the skin you’re in, but this is down-right sick. This woman from New Jersey, mother of two children, is trying to become the “World’s Fattest Woman.” Not only is this terribly unhealthy physically, it is also an indication of mental instability. “Treasure Bobmshell,” as she is know on her website, appeared on LX NY today to discuss her goal. NBC’s full coverage HERE. I really feel sorry for her little girl, who, will most likely grow up without a mother at the rate “Treasure” is going.
